🎵 Streaming: “Tossed in Time – A Q. Cumbers Experience”
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We proudly over-sauce everything. Our customers are mostly named *Phyllis* and *Bob*. If you're under 65, you’ll be asked to put on a wig and pretend.
🧓 “Back in my day, we didn’t *rinse* the lettuce, we *trusted* it.”